Still Dead: By Mark R. Kerr

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Despite the politicians waxing poetic, the corporate hack media's craptacular and untruthful portrayal of his public service as "patriotic," and Bob Dole almost showing emotion (due to botox and the lift) when speaking about him, former Republican North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms, whose bigotry and homophobia reigned over Washington D.C. for thirty frappin years, is still dead!